Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it is damned near impossible. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. How are tornadoes and marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he's finished.
Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it is damned near impossible.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
How are tornadoes and marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he's finished.
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