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Luck is being ready for the chance.
Frank J. Dobie

Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too easily."
George Santayana

There's a mighty big difference between good sound reasons, and reasons that sound good."
Burton Hillis

Never accept the proposition that just because a solution satisfies a problem, that it must be the only solution."
Raymond E. Feist

When trouble comes, wise men take to their work; weak men take to the woods.
Elbert Hubbard

Never let go of the fiery sadness called desire.
Patti Smith

The trouble with being punctual is that there's nobody there to appreciate it.
Franklin P. Jones

Who dares nothing, need hope for nothing.
J.C.F. von Schiller

The most popular labor-saving device is still money.
Phyllis George

We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.
Arthur Schopenhauer

We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people."
Arthur Schopenhauer

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.
Christopher Morley

Become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid.
Lady Bird Johnson

The ability to concentrate and to use your time well is everything.
Lee Iacocca

Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it is good only for wallowing.
Katherine Mansfield

Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.
Sydney J. Harris

Were it not better to forget/Than but remember and regret?
Letitia Elizabeth Landon

Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got.
Janis Joplin

Love teaches even asses to dance.
French Proverb

Living is entirely too time-consuming.
Irene Peter

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.
Eric Hoffer

Definition of courage: "Grace under pressure."
Ernest Hemingway

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Harry Truman

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
Colette

Nothing is interesting if you're not interested.
Helen MacInness

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.
Christopher Morley

Some folks never exaggerate--they just remember big.
Audrey Snead

Don't be so humble. You're not that great.
Golda Meir

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