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The true test of character is...how we behave when we don't know what to do.
John Holt

I don't want people who want to dance, I want people who *have* to dance.
George Balanchine

I don't do anything without pressure. A physical therapist said, 'Get in tune with your body.' But if I listened to my body, I'd stay in bed all morning.
Stan Pottinger

I've got a theory that if you give 100 percent all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end. 
Larry Bird

No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical.
Niels Bohr

Good is not good, when better is expected. 
Thomas Fuller

A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
Anonymous

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own.
H.G. Bohn

Hope is a waking dream.
Aristotle

Advertising is legalized lying.
H.G. Wells

Good management consists of showing average people how to do the work of superior people.
John D. Rockefeller

Life, we learn too late, is in the living, in the tissue of every day and hour.
Stephen Leacock

People are usually more convinced by reasons they discovered themselves than by those found by others.
Blaise Pascal

The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right.
Jill Ruckleshaus

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument."
William Gibbs McAdoo

Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's.
Billy Wilder

One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done.
Marie Curie

Never complain and never explain.
  Benjamin Disraeli

Computers make it easy to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do, don't need to be done.
Andy Rooney

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing.
Billy Rose

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