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Success is often achieved by those who don't know that failure is inevitable.
Coco Chanel

Once the 'what' is decided, the 'how' always follows. We must not make the 'how' an excuse for not facing and accepting the 'what.
Pearl Buck

"Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative."
Oscar Wilde

Words are seductive and dangerous material to be used with caution.
Barbara Tuchman

People have to talk about something just to keep their good voice boxes in working order, so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say.
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

He who refuses praise the first time that it is offered does so because he would hear it a second time.
Duc de la Rochefoucald

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation.
Oscar Wilde

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
Marlene Dietrich

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what 
you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the 
limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey

If it's a good idea . . . go ahead and do it. It is much 
easier to apologize than it is to get permission.

Grace M. Hopper

People are ridiculous only when they try or seem to be that which what they are not.
Giacomo Leopardi

Fear less, hope more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Hate less, love more; And all good things are yours.
Anon

All forms of fear produce fatigue.
Bertrand Russell

To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
Anonymous

Fortune favors the brave.
Proverb

Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.
Winston Churchill

To be tested is good. The challenged life may be the best therapist.
Gail Sheehy

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.
Mark Twain

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
Norman Augustine

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket."
Frank M. Hubbard

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