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I cannot concentrate all my friendship on any single one of my friends because no one is complete enough in himself."
Anais Nin

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Robert Benchley 

I always said I wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin 

Applause is the spur of noble minds, the end and aim of weak ones.
Charles Caleb Colton

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. 
Art Linkletter 

We are just statistics, born to consume resources.
Horace

Better is the enemy of good.
Anon.

I don't believe that life is supposed to make you feel good, or to make you feel miserable either. Life is just supposed to make you feel.
Gloria Naylor

Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you someone who has never achieved much.
Joan Collins

Our worth is determined by the good deeds we do, rather than by the fine emotions we feel.
Elias L, Magoon

I have a lot of things to prove to myself. 
One is that I can live my life fearlessly."

Oprah Winfrey

He who knows others is wise; / He knows himself is enlightened.
Lao-Tzu

If I held you any closer I'd be in back of you.
Groucho Marx 

If you wait for inspiration you'll be standing on the corner after the parade is a mile down the street."
Ben Nicholas

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore
Yogi Berra

If at first you don't succeed ... don't try skydiving.
Anon

Electric clocks reveal to you Precisely when your fuses blew 
Leonard Schiff 

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.
Joey Adams

Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it is good only for wallowing."
Katherine Mansfield

"The impossible is often the untried."
Jim Goodwin

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