Boy and girl!
BOY: girl, haven't we slept together once or was it twice?! GIRL: it must have been once, i never do the same mistake twice!
a joke to make u laugh!!!
there was a boy called the little ali he was sooooooooooooo UGLY
he said one day lillian you are so pretty and lillian said you are ugly youdog and slapped him
lillian slapped him
what is the position that get ugly kids
what is the position that brings ugly kids....
the answer is: ask your parents
Choices
The choice between leaving a witness or a corpse is no choice at all.
Grenade
Remember. When the pin is pulled Mr grenade is not our friend.
DILDO JOKE
A MAN COMPLAINED THAT HIS DICK WAS TOO SMALL, SO HE WENT TO A DILDO STORE, THE GUY WHO WORKED THERE REQUESTED A WOODEN DILDO, THE CLIENT COMPLAINED THAT WHEN HE HAD SEX, HIS WIFE HAD SPLINTERS, AND HE WENT BACK AND GOT A METAL DICK, HE COMPAINED AND SAID, EVERYTIME I TAKE A PISS, IT GETS RUSTED, SO HE GOT A 100 FOOT DICK, AND HE SAID, THIS ONE IS JUST FINE, THERE IS A HOT CHICK AT THE END OF MY DICK
