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da lebo the leboz were playn a soccer match against brasil and when they da leboz shot to goal da brazilian keeper saved it.what did the lebo do? opened up a milk bar. haha sxc god

Three guys Three guys, a jew, a latakian and an halaby are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total" says the Genie. The latakian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in latakia." With a blink of the Genie's eye,'FOOM' the land in latakia was forever made fertile for farming. The jew was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around isreal, so that no foreigners can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around isreal. The halaby asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the state. Nothing can get in or out." The halaby says, "My wish is that you fill it up with water."

Newton's law of gravity What did Newton's dick say to him when he saw a nude woman? Fuck you and your law of gravity, I'm going up!!!