New Jokes

Barrad (Q):why the HOMSI always open quickly the freezer(barad) (a):to see who is playing inside it with the lamp....

THE BLIND MALE NEIGHBOR one day a woman wanted to take a shower, she took off her clothes and was about to go in the tub, there was a knock at the door and it was a man collecting the water bill money, so she put her robe on and got out and paid the bill, then went and tried to go in the tub again, there was another knock at the door again and this time it was a man collecting money for the electricity bill, so the woman put her robe on again and went out to pay the bill then went to take a shower, then there was another knock at the door and when the lady asked who it was the man at the door said "i am ur blind neighbor" so the lady decided to answer the door naked, when she opened the door her neighbor said " i have good news for u, i had a surgery and i can see again" :)

people in homs the homsi people heard that an earthquake will distroy homis, so they took off homis plaque anf they put damascus

hole ounce a man fell in a hole no one toke him out he came out him self

Bush Hearing so many people speaking ill about his intelligence level, George W. Bush decided to get his brain checked. The physician diagnosis was: Mr. President, you have two brains, the left and the right, like all normal people. But the problem is: in your left brain, there is nothing right and in your right brain, there is nothing left!

Top Ten Most Insightful Statements Uttered by Bush 10) "Will the highways on the Internet become more few?" January 29, 2000 (As opposed to less many?) 9) "The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law." November 22, 2000 (Talk about an efficient government, George W. has eliminated the duties of the appellate court in a single speech!) 8) "The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." January 30, 2000 (Does George W. have plans he is not telling us?) 7) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." January 27, 2000 (Specially, when they won't stand still...) 6) "The government is not the surplus's money." November 5, 2000 (Obviously, English is not the president's language.) 5) "I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans." September 19, 2000 (And, just when I thought I was real.) 4) "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" January 11, 2000 (Most people's grammar is simply too good to ask that question.) 3) "Our priorities is our faith." October 10, 2000 (Obviously, grammar is not.) 2) "The best way to relieve families from time is to let them keep some of their own money." September 13, 2000 (So tax cuts are designed to reduce our life span?) 1) "I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children." October 11, 2000 (George W. is the first president to recognize the connection between racial profiling and the ability to read!)