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"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." --Oliver Wendell Holmes

Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

 

 


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The leeches -Why did the leech refuse to suck the blood of a politician? -Because leeches don't practice cannibalism...

The leechs -Why did the leech refuse to suck the blood of a politician? -Because leeches don't practice cannibalism...

football one time coucou and foufou were watching football game, all of the sudden coucou told foufou i wish i'm one of the player then foufou asked him "why????!!!!!!" so coucou answered back because i would take the ball and take it all arround the feild and get close to the goal area and shout it outside, foufou "but why don't you put it inside the goal??????!!!!!!!" coucou said NOOOOOOO because all the audience will say "ayri fi teeezz hayk player" .

some some one come to the? the cat lagh.............}

Bruno A:why did the parents of bruno pissed off from lbc ??? B:because he slept with boys


  
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