New Jokes

CHEN LEE A woman suspected her husband was seeing another woman, so she hired a famous Chinese Detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while she was gone. A few days later, she received his report: MOST HONORABLE MADAM: YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE. SHE COMES TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE, I FOLLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE. I NOT SEE. NO FEE CHEN LEE

Check mail Why did the ediot kept going and coming beside the mail box? because his computer is saying YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

Champignons Quelle est la différence entre une pizza et le sexe d'une femme? La pizza on peut la commander sans champignons!

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