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"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." --Oliver Wendell Holmes

Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

 

 


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تنين سكرانين في تنين سكرانين عم بيتقاتلو سوا : هيدا القمر ولا لأ , و هنن عم بيتقاتلو شافو رجال ماشي فسألو : هيدا القمر؟ قلن بدكن ما تواخذوني مالي من الحارة

تنين سكرانين في تنين سكرانين عم بيتقاتلو سوا : هيدا القمر ولا لأ , و هنن عم بيتقاتلو شافو رجال ماشي فسألو : هيدا القمر قلن بدكن ما تواخذوني مالي من الحارة

Homsi Elevator A Homsi boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."

Christmas A boy wrote to Santa : " Santa please send me a brother .. " Santa replied back : " Kid.. Send me your mother "

The Bridge This guy was walking by the beach where he sees something shining underneath the sand. He digs and finds a lamp. He rubs it and a genie pops out. The genie says : ¨I will fulfill three of your wishes.¨ So the guy starts :¨ I want you to build a bridge from California to Australia because I am afraid to travel there by plane.¨ The genie says :¨Well.. That`s gonna be kinda hard. We need alot of engineers and alot of time to build that. Don`t you have any other wish?¨ The guy thinks for a while and then says:¨I want all the blonde chicks of California to be smart.¨ As the genie listens to this last wish, he immediatelly replies:¨Do you want that bridge with two lanes or four lanes???¨


  
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