Q: Have you seen the newest Greek-American Princess horror movie?
A: It's called "Demetra Does Dishes".
Greek
Q: Why do Greek Mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence.
Doctor
When the doctor called Mrs. Megakolos to tell her that her check came
back, she replied, "So did my arthritis."
A man
calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"
"Not too good," says the mother. "I've been very weak."
The son says, "Why are you so weak?"
She says, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."
The man says, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"
The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with
food if you should call."
stupid blond
there was this blond gurl in a airplane that was goin to london so she sat down on the left side of the plane and there was another guys and hes seat waz the blonds seat and he told her i was seatin there and she goes no this is my seat and they where aruging about it and then the guy that was hez seat went to the air hosts and told him what happend and then the air hosts went to the blond and told her the pepole are goin to london on the right side the pepole that are goin to japan are on the right the blond heard and then went on the rigth side of the plane hahahahahaha
