Two dumb blondes were driving through the middle of Kansas
where there was nothing around for miles but wheatfields.
One blonde says, 'Look over there!'
There was another blonde wearing scuba gear and acting like
she was swimming through the wheat. The other blonde says,
'Look over there!' where there was still another blonde in a
boat. The blonde driving said, 'It's people like that that give us
blondes a bad name.' The other blonde said, 'Yeah! And if I
knew how to swim I'd go out there and beat the crap out
of them!'
Q: Why do elephants wear small green hats?
A: So they can sneak across snooker tables unobserved.?
Q: How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
A: He paints his privates red and climbs up a cherry tree.
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
Q: What is grey and not there.
A: No elephants.
Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.
3othman
An interview was made with 3othman(a man from sudan)
"3othman wht do u wish to have"
3othman replied:"badde ykoon ma3aya marsare kiteer kiteer kiteer, w 2shtari 2asr kibir kibir kibir, w 2ashtaghal fi natour"
A man
Once there was a man walking so he fell!!(marra kan fee wahad meshe am we2e3!!!!)
