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"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." --Oliver Wendell Holmes
Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Stick his bill up his ass.
Q: What's grey on the inside and pink and white on the outside? A: An inside out elephant.
