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4 nuns, 4 sins
There was 4 nuns and they wanted to go on holidays so they go ask the priest if they were able to go. The priest went and ask God if the 4 nuns could go on holidays and God said yes but only for 4 weeks. 4 weeks later, the nuns come back from their holiday and they caused a few sins so they went and asked the priest for forgivness. As the first nun was going to father, the fourth nun was giggling abit. The first nun said "Father forgive me for i have sinned, i swore" the priest replies "God forgives your sin go drink some holy water" so she did that. The fourth nun was still laughing. Now the second nun went to go and ask for forgiveness, "Father forgive me for i have sinned i ran over a cat" the priest said that God forgives her and to go drink some holy water. So she did that. Now the fourth nun is laughing her head off. It was time for the third nun to go and ask for forgivness. she asked if God could forgive her because she slept with another man. The priest said that God forgives her and to go drink holy water. Now the fourth nun is laughing so hard, she started to get laughing tears. It was time for the fourth nun to go and ask for forgivness and she said "Father forgive me for i have sinned i have pissed in the holy water!"
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