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"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." --Oliver Wendell Holmes

Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

 

 


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THE HORNY LAMP what did a horny lamp say to another ? answer:turn me on

Mrs A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Scriptures each morning and get your hair cut and we'll talk about it." After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father's study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied Scriptures diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!" The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair...." To which his father replied, "Yes, and they walked everywhere they went!"

sexy boy how can u kill a homsi to say ya im a sexy boy ? give him 1$ !!!

common what is the common between smart homsi and dinosors? both are extinguished.


  
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