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"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." --Oliver Wendell Holmes

Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

 

 


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honey got legs one day an elementary student interrupted his teacher in the middle of the session, raised up his hand and asked: Student: "Teacher, does honey got legs?" Teacher replied sure no. then after a while, the same student raised up his hand again and asked the teacher,"r u sure honey doesn't have legs?" the teacher said yes i am sure. few minutes passed and before the class ends the teacher asked if any of the students got a question to ask. so the same student raised up his hand and said" "teacher does the honey got legs?". the teacher got furious and told him, for god sake NO, and why r u still asking this question. Student replied: cos every night after i go to bed i hear my Dad whispering "honey, open up your legs!"

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