eat
one day a woman wen2 her doctor and told him 'sumthing really weird is going on'
he said 'what?'
she said every time i eat vegetables, i shit vegetables, every time i eat fruits, i shit fruits.' 'what shall i do 2 make myself do shit not food?' so the doctor said eat shit and you will do shit!
3 ants
Q:3 little ants walking together...the first says behind me there are 2 ants....the 2nd says behind me there is 1 ant....the 3rd says there are 3 ants behind me..."how can that be"?
A:the 3rd is a lier
suicidal blonde
when a blonde went to a doctor whoo found out she tried to kill herself he asked hr how she was going to do it. she said "well, i put the gun on my stomach and said this will hurt too much, then i put it in my mouth, but didn't want to ruin my walls, then i put it in my ear and said scrw this, it will be really loud, then i gave up."
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