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This guy was walking by the beach where he sees something shining underneath the sand. He digs and finds a lamp. He rubs it and a genie pops out. The genie says : ¨I will fulfill three of your wishes.¨ So the guy starts :¨ I want you to build a bridge from California to Australia because I am afraid to travel there by plane.¨ The genie says :¨Well.. That`s gonna be kinda hard. We need alot of engineers and alot of time to build that. Don`t you have any other wish?¨ The guy thinks for a while and then says:¨I want all the blonde chicks of California to be smart.¨ As the genie listens to this last wish, he immediatelly replies:¨Do you want that bridge with two lanes or four lanes???¨
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From:Sofia Kamaretta |
Email:anog25@hotmail.com |
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This guy was walking by the beach where he sees something shining underneath the sand. He digs and finds a lamp. He rubs it and a genie pops out. The genie says : ¨I will fulfill three of your wishes.¨ So the guy starts :¨ I want you to build a bridge from California to Australia because I am afraid to travel there by plane.¨ The genie says :¨Well.. That`s gonna be kinda hard. We need alot of engineers and alot of time to build that. Don`t you have any other wish?¨ The guy thinks for a while and then says:¨I want all the blonde chicks of California to be smart.¨ As the genie listens to this last wish, he immediatelly replies:¨Do you want that bridge with two lanes or four lanes???¨
Why are in africa so many dead zebras? Cause people thing they are to walk over them ! |
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From:Maciej Skolik |
Email:miskud@poczta.onet.pl |
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Why are in africa so many dead zebras? Cause people thing they are to walk over them !
A boy wrote to Santa : " Santa please send me a brother .. "
Santa replied back : " Kid.. Send me your mother "
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From:brad |
Email:brad@terra.net.lb |
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A boy wrote to Santa : " Santa please send me a brother .. "
Santa replied back : " Kid.. Send me your mother "
What do boys weare when they go swimming?
One piece..................
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From:Judy |
Email:bubbles_saqer@hotmail.com |
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What do boys weare when they go swimming?
One piece..................
where do people go when they are dying?
to the living room!!!! ha ha ha
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From:harpreet sanghera |
Email:harps_luvs_ya@hotmail.com |
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where do people go when they are dying?
to the living room!!!! ha ha ha
A woman suspected her husband was seeing another woman, so she hired a famous Chinese Detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while she was gone. A few days later, she received his report:
MOST HONORABLE MADAM:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE.
SHE COMES TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE, I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.
NO FEE
CHEN LEE
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From:ranneh |
Email:razoury@terra.net.lb |
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A woman suspected her husband was seeing another woman, so she hired a famous Chinese Detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while she was gone. A few days later, she received his report:
MOST HONORABLE MADAM:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE.
SHE COMES TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE, I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.
NO FEE
CHEN LEE
What did Newton's dick say to him when he saw a nude woman?
Fuck you and your law of gravity, I'm going up!!!
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From:Ayman |
Email:aymandoughan@hotmail.com |
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