Abu El-Abed and the Saint's Name
Abu El Abed was telling his friends about his trip to California. He
told them how much he loved it, "The beoble are so nice beoble and so religious, they give all their
cities
saints names, San Francisco, San Diego, San Jose, Imagine they loved
me so much they gave me a saint's name. They call me San O fabitch
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Abu El Abed and the Saint's Name
Abu El Abed was telling his friends about his trip to California. He
told them how much he loved it, "The beoble are so nice beoble and so religious, they give all their
cities
saints names, San Francisco, San Diego, San Jose, Imagine they loved
me so much they gave me a saint's name. They call me San O fabitch
Q&A
Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Another Word Women Use:
THANKS A LOT
This is much different than "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
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"As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..."
WORD WOMEN USE
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Another Word Women Use:
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.
Another Word Women Use:
NOTHING
This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."
Another Word Women Use:
Another Word Women Use:
GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
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