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"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." --Oliver Wendell Holmes
Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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English Jokes Marriage jokes
Marriage jokes
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he's finished.
How are tornadoes and marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it is damned near impossible.
Marriage jokes
