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English Jokes

Lawyer Jokes

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.

What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.

Why to lawyers wear neckties?
To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the cemetery.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
An offer you can't understand