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"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." --Oliver Wendell Holmes
Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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English Jokes Knock!Knock!Jokes
Knock!Knock!Jokes
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny the way you keep saying 'Whos there' every time I knock.
Knock! Knock! Who's There? A midget who cant reach the doorbell.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry, Butch, and Jimmy. Harry, Butch and Jimmy who? Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mum measles are better so can I come in?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam key broke in the lock.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I called by?
Knock!Knock!Jokes
