Swing
"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins."
--Oliver Wendell Holmes
Fish
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
Fish
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
David H. Fink
"People are more easily led than driven."
stories
I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I turn off the set I wipe my finger-prints off the dial
sexually
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man socially and sexually deprived.
Benjamin Franklin
But in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Oscar Wilde
"Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth."
Terror
"Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary:
If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live."
Unknown
Morris West
"If you spend your whole life waiting for the storm, you'll never enjoy the sunshine."
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