Phillip's Law
Four-wheel-drive just means getting stuck in more inaccessible places.
Pavlu's Rules for Economy in Decision Papers
1. Refute the last established recommendation.
2. Add yours.
3. Pass the paper on.
Hane's Law
There is no limit to how bad things can get.
Law of Supply (also known as the Law of Gifts)
You get the most of what you need the least.
Rune's Rule
If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.
Oliver's Law
Experience is something you don't get until after you need it.
Brintnall's Second Law
If you receive two contradictory orders, obey them both.
Least Credible Sentences
1. The check is in the mail.
2. The trucks will be on the drop zone.
3. Of course I'll respect you in the morning.
4. I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
Weatherwax's Postulate
The degree to which you overreact to information will be in inverse proportion to its accuracy.
Rules of the Rucksack
1. No matter how carefully you pack, a rucksack is always too small.
2. No matter how small, a rucksack is always too heavy.
3. No matter how heavy, a rucksack will never contain what you want.
4. No matter what you need, it's always at the bottom.
Funny Laws
