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"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." --Oliver Wendell Holmes
Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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English Jokes Elephant Jokes
Elephant Jokes
Q: How many legs does an elephant have? A: four, two in the front, two in the back.
Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree? A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.
Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into work ? A: Exclusive use of the elevator.
Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city ? A: Free Parking.
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle ? A: Optimistic !
Q: How many elephants can you actually put in a fridge? A: Depends on the number of elephants.
Q: What's grey on the inside and pink and white on the outside? A: An inside out elephant.
Q: How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge? A: You cant, silly, there is only one Tarzan!
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed? A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A: A giraffe eating cherries.
Elephant Jokes
