Son:Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!
Mom: Shut up and get the marshmallows!
Son:Mommy, mommy, can I have a cookie?
Mom: Yes, the cookies are on the top shelf.
Son: But mommy, I haven't got any arms!
Mom: No arms, no cookie...
Son:Mommy, Mommy! Can I go to the toilet?
Mom: Yes Johnny I'll take you in a minute.
Son: Can Granny take me?
Mom: Why?
Son: Her hand shakes.
Son:Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out!
Mom: Well throw some more gasoline on him then
Son:Mommy, mommy, can I buy a new dress?
Mom: You know it won't fit over your iron lung.
Son:Mommy, Mommy, can I wear a bra now? I'm 16..
Mom: Shut up Albert....
Son:Mommy, Mommy! How come sis gets to watch TV and I can't?
Mom: Shut up or I'll cut your ears off, too!
Son:Mommy, Mommy! I can't breathe!
Mom: Good, it's working.
Son:Mommy, Mommy! can I have a bike for Christmas?
Mom: Nope. You already have your wheelchair.
Son:Mommy, Mommy! Can Sheldon come out and play baseball
with us?
Mom: Now you know your little brother has no arms and legs!
Son: Yeah, we know. We just wanna use him for second base.
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