What position did Monica Lewinsky have at the White House? Missionary How ironic... this is the second time in history a "Deep Throat" has been at the center of a presidential controversy.
In a surprise interview, Monica was asked about the details of her late night meetings with the President.
"I can't remember the details," she said, "but I know the answer is on the tip of my tongue!"
Bill Clinton's favorite pick-up line: "I'd love to meat you in the Oval Office."
President Clinton said to Monica,
"I didn't tell you to lie in the deposition.
I told you to lie in THAT position!"
What do Bill and Ross Perot have in common?
They both heard a giant sucking sound!
How did Bill reply regarding questions of "coaching" Monica's testimony?
"It wasn't words that I put in her mouth."
What did President Clinton do with the two Abortion Bills that came across his desk?
He paid them.
What will Clinton's defense team be called if he stands trial?
The wet dream team.
What is Bill's definition of safe sex?
When Hillary is out of town.
What did Clinton say when Francisco Duran started shooting at the White House?
Oh Shit your husband's outside and he's pissed!
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