Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant? Dinner costs an arm and a leg
That reminds me of the cannibal that passed his friend in the woods.
Q: When do cannibals leave the table?
A: When everyone's eaten.
Q: What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
A: A celebrity roast.
Q: Where do cannibals shop for fine furniture?
A: Eatin' Allen's.
Q: What do cannibals eat for dessert?
A: Chocolate covered aunts.
Q: What do cannibals make out of politicians?
A: Bologna sandwiches.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Q: What is a cannibal's favorite game?
A: Swallow the leader.
One day a cannibal visited the neighboring island of cannibals. There, people cost $2 but politicians cost $25. The visiting cannibal asked, "How come politicians cost so much?" The chief answered, "Do you know how hard it is to clean one of those?"
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